Sometimes you don’t want to go on one of the best tube porn sites to jerk off or finger your box but rather you are looking for some other form of entertainment.
Maybe you’re into jokes and you guessed it, Pornhub has become the best website for dirty/witty comments in the world. What makes some of the comments even better is the nature of the site they are posted on. If they were posted on something like YouTube it just wouldn’t provide the same kind of humor.
The below are in no particular order and you are welcome to re-post any of them to gain internet comment god royalty online. We would love you sharing your favorite Pornhub comments in the below comments section of this page.
I just turned 18 and I’m interested in starting a 401K, does that deduct money out of my income?
Now is an excellent time to start retirement savings. You should max out on contributions while you can. Consider a Roth 401K. You will pay the taxes on it now, but then do not have to pay taxes on the gains it makes when you withdraw it, which will save you quite a bit of money in the long run.
Anyone knows where I can buy this bed? How much does it cost?
The covers are from ikea, I bet the bed might be as well.
The bed..? Do you not see the gorgeous nightstand in the back?
Omfg the music in the beginning is so lion king.
Majestic as fuck while i beat it.
Someone explain why theres a share button on porn websites
Damn she got fucked harder than me getting fucked over by the Persian empire
at 28:09, porn actress Nicole Aniston says “I didn’t turn off the stove. Oh well.” This is not good because not turning the stove off can lead to the house burning down. An estimate of 350,000 houses burn down every year. To help reduce these numbers, turn off the stove Nicole.
For her defense at 4:20 she said that doing too long shower isn’t good so she save water for us isn’t she lovely?
This bitch looks like my Spanish teacher and it’s messing up my nut.
Anyone down to trade pokemon cards?
Yeah I got a blastoise.
Dude you are so lucky to keep fucking all these hot girls, but for the love of god take your socks off.
Ayo pass them cool ranch doritos.
That guy is a bitch, his dick is so small and he doesn’t know how to thrust with the power of a refined gym addict like me. I will put you in a wheelchair with my massive horse cock. If you would like to be fucked by a beast like me while I fist you text me 408-828-3938.
Bruh I didn’t even jerk I just watched this wondering why women can do all this and all we got was single first rifle from the 1800s.
That’s some big boobs, I’m talking about a real set of honkers, some badonkers. Packing some dabonhonkeros. Massive dahoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers. I don’t think there are any bigger bankhonagahoogas out there.
I was gonna cum but then I saw the tv and got reminded of my past. I’m gonna go play on my nes for the first time in 20 years 🙂 Thank you for bringing back memories.
Does anyone wanna play super smash bros I have a pretty good donkey kong.
My gf and I broke up a few days ago, and porn just doesn’t hit the same way anymore, but this girl is always nice to watch.
Recently happened to me bro I got over her and I dedicate this nut to you brother and all the brothers that have been hurt by a woman! – Riley
Ham over turkey what kind of sick world is this.
Good usage, built for cock bimbo fuck slut, next time take it ass to mouth and give rimjob. Good little whore.
You good bro? Was a little specific, wanna talk about it?
Damn, that’s a lot of cum! Clean it up with the power of Clorox disinfectant products.
My favorite beverage company!
Reported the content for nudity.
Fuck that id rather have the battle pass.
7:04 this completely ruined the experience for me. Like I could ever have a wife/girlfriend? Wtf man! Unless this is my mom bringing me to the doctor, in which case it’d have a whole different meaning I won’t tolerate on my christian pornhub feed!
It’s hard to masterbate when they are so funny together.
Yah know sometimes… Laughing is more valuable then lewding.
I am announcing my retirement from the hub at the age of 14. I am on a journey to my goals to play in the NFL and find a girlfriend. I know I might come back sometimes but this is my retirement from beating my dick 24/7. I wish you all the best and soon you may retire. Sincerely, ohboidude.
Lmfao I have never heard that response before, I’m stealing it bros.
This is not an airport, there is no need to announce your departure.
The guy below me in a retard and puts milk before his cereal.
Damn y’all don’t gotta do me like that.
Who wants to cop a fortnite dub?
Wrong Link?
Wrong Zelda?
Is 4 inches enough for girls in 2020
These hoes aren’t built for love. Just use em
You need to replace the batteries in your fire alarm sensor, it’s beeping and it’s not a good sign. You’re gonna need a 9V battery probably. Make sure your stepsister gets stuck in the process though.
I’m starting to think this isn’t the play date my mommy set up.
This isn’t youtube
Guys… today is my last day here…. two days ago I got a girlfriend and I want to change and be a better person so.. today will be my last time here… I will remember all the great videos I enjoy watching.. and I will remember the funniest comments too… I will miss you guys and I’m out….
Another settlement needs our help.
What is wrong with me. This is the third time today. Is this my purpose? Rot away while stroking my penis? No. I’m going to change. I’m going to finally get some pussy.
Hopefully you succeeded.
Wait, so you are to tell me that this rebellious, rule-bending rabble rouser, who by her attire is most likely sympathetic to any number of anarchist and satanic organizations, is not to be harshly p*******d by the rule of law, nor is to be exiled away from civilized society, but is rather to be given extensive sexual rewards based solely on her own whim? I must say; if this is at all reflective of the American education system as a whole, then truly these are dark times we live in.
Imma try this with my cousin
Hey guys does anyone know how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich?
Alrighty boys my time has come I’m gonna stop watching porn. Still gonna nut, just without this. See you fellas on the other side peace out.
Was I the only one that needed to stop before she said stop?
Guys I beat the ender dragon
This bitch is so fucking fine. Oh my god I would eat mustard out of her asshole and I fucking hate mustard.
Wait a minute! This was not the Minecraft tutorial I was looking for.
Damn bro I came when they were kissing I am so lonely.
Got your back my guy
Don’t worry man we’re here for you
You’re not alone my brother
Yk what, im tired of jerking off.. im tired of jacking off to these beautiful ass girls getting fucked and im over here “damnnnn shes so fucking finee” then once im done I fucking get depressed. I realize how that would never happen to me… ill never fuck a girl that good or that pretty. quarantine sucks man i wanna go out and meet some girls yk i don’t even try to find sex i just want actual love. then again if i ever saw a pretty girl id freeze and just let her walk by. can yall help me?
Post-nut depression is common, there’s an element to shame. My advice for you, is to not hold any expectations or desires, they’re unhealthy and it’ll only make you feel worse. Be present, live for today and love and appreciate youself my dude. Love will come naturally, just gotta let life happen.