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She’s handled more packages than Amazon
She got slammed more than a teenage kid’s room door
She’s experienced more clapping than all the Oscars award shows combined.
She’s caused more happy endings than every Disney and Pixar movie ever made combined.
She’s accepted more deposits than Wells Fargo.
She’s been railed more than Amtrak
She has taken down more Boxers than Mike Tyson.
She handled more bones than the archeological institute of america
She’s burned through more rubber than nascars
She’s been stuffed more than a Thanksgiving turkey
She’s been pumped more times than John Wayne’s shotgun.
She’s been more plugged in than my iPhone
She’s recruited more seamen than the us navy.
More children have passed through her cavities than schools
She’s taken more nuts than squirrels
She’s got more finishers than the whole Mortal Kombat franchise.
She’s handled more packages than FedEx
She’s been slammed more times then my screen door.
She’s had more kids inside of her than a daycare
She has handled more wood than a carpenter
She handled more sausages than your local butcher
She’s taken more loads than a fleet of cargo carriers.
She’s been put in more positions than Judge Judy
She’s got a higher body count than John Wick
She’s seen more sea men than the navy
She’s given more rides than ubers top drivers
She’s been on her back more times than a mechanic
She’s had more toys in her than Toys R Us.
She’s the Michael Jordan of ball handling
She’s taken more packages than UPS
She’s given more rides than Lyft and Uber combined
She’s been ran though more than a yellow light
Served more customers than McDonald’s
She’s handled more wood than IKEA
She’s had more wet passengers than the Titanic
She’s seen more action than the US military.
She handled more heat and friction than all space rockets could ever bear
She’s shifted more ‘gears’ than a Formula 1 racer.
She can produce a whole town
She’s ran thru more Pipes than Mario.
She’s been ran through harder than Forrest Gump’s sneakers.
She collected more DNA than the FBI
She handled more dark meat than any KFC
She be ran through more times than a marathon finish line
She’s got more mileage than her own car.
She’s handled more rods than a pro fisherman
She’s handled more balls than Lionel Messi.
She’s had more rods than an engine block
She’s handled more loads than an experienced truck driver
She is the reason washing machines have bigger door
She has received more shots than a target at a shooting range.
She’s taken more shots than the covid outbreak